Searching.

السلام عليكم

Concerned when one of his most reliable workers doesn’t show up, the boss calls the employee’s home. The phone is answered by a giggling child.
“Is your dad home?” the boss asks. 

“Yes.” 

“May I speak to him?” 

“No.”
“Well, can I speak to your mom?” 

“No. She’s with the policeman.” 

Alarmed, the boss says, “Gosh. Well then, may I speak with the policeman?”

“No. He’s busy talking to the man in the helicopter that’s bringing in the search team.”

“My Lord!” says the boss, now really worried. “What are they searching for?” 

“Me,” the kid chortles.

#Joke :D